Love is dangerous.
Hate is dangerous.
Danger is dangerous.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Being a lawyer is also
dangerous during public uprisings.
Poisonous snakes are dangerous, as are bears, swords, axes
and casks of wine big enough to be drowned in.
If you love someone and aren’t allowed to marry them, the
next person you meet will probably be the person you love in disguise.
Never, ever fake your own death.
If you persist in calling a surly, heavily armed man a foul,
misshapen lump he will probably kill you.
If you kill everyone who calls you a foul, misshapen lump,
eventually their relatives will gang up and kill you.
Never listen when people who hate you offer to prove that
your loved ones are unfaithful.
Staging a coup based
on the advice of strange cooks making a dodgy stew in the middle of a blasted
heath is no basis for stable governmental transition.
People born by Caesarian section are especially dangerous.
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